Unicorn Blood - Startup Pitch Deck

Pitch decks that close deals

We design premium startup pitch decks that transform your idea into a compelling story that closes funding.‍

Our decks have helped our clients raise over $500M in capital.

What makes our decks unique?

• Investor approved
  Each of our decks are designed and tested alongside top VC's & Angel investors in Silicon Valley and beyond.
• Narrative ready
  Transform your startup history, data points, & insights into a cohesive story that captivates attention and inspires action.
• Modern design
  Sleek, minimal, clean, sexy, & just plain "Wow". Those are just a few words investors & founders use to describe our decks.
• Plug n' play
  Say goodbye to Powerpoint burnout. Get investor ready in as little as 30 minutes.

About Us

Dear founder,

We get it.

Raising capital is hard. Really hard.

You’ve spent WEEKS on your deck… investors are spending 2 seconds. ‍

Everyone says you’re “too early” and you need more traction.

Investors are leaving you on read… 10 messages, 30, 100. It seems like no one wants to get a deal done.

Powerpoint burnout is a real thing. click click click 🤬 ‍

Your story changes by the hour.

You know what you want to say, but don't know how to say it...

Your deck looks like it was made by a 3rd grader who only speaks in buzzwords.

"Our company is a revolutionary new AI that's fully decentralized on the blockchain that's disrupting the restaurant industry through community and hyperautomation."‍

Every time your phone pings your heart jumps out of your chest...

"Is it that investor you've been following up with for weeks?"

Maybe it's Peter Thiel, Elon Musk, or Andreessen Horowitz...

Nope, it's just another TechCrunch article announcing your competitor's series A.

SOMEONE MAKE IT STOP... ‍

Look, raising capital doesn't have to be like this.

❌ You don't need to go on 300 pitch meetings.

❌ You don't need to have crazy traction.

❌ And you don't even need to have a finished product. ‍

And no matter how crazy the world gets, investors will ALWAYS write checks to founders that understand this one thing...

The language of venture capital.

Look here's the cold hard truth.

Investors don't think like you, act like you, or speak like you. ‍

And the difference between a founder who can raise capital with ease and one who can't, all comes down to understanding how to speak investor.

So if you want:

✔ Unshakeable confidence in your ability to raise money in any economy (even if you have nothing but an idea).

✔ To get in the room with any high profile Angel, early stage VC, or accelerator.

✔ To close your round in a fraction of the time so you can get back to building your business.

✔ And to raise pre-seed or seed capital now without needing to get more traction for your business.

Then you have to speak, think, and act like an investor.

And it all starts with the single most important asset in your fundraising journey.

A compelling pitch deck.